Thursday, May 20, 2010

Why Tenacious d is the best band ever

Tenacious D is the best band ever here are some reason. There lead singer is Jack Black IT DOSENT GET MUCH BETTER THEN THAT! They write completely un serious songs that have nothing to do with the earth and life. They don't have any crappy love songs. They have a movie about there band DOES JUSTIN BIEBER HAVE A MOVIE ABOUT HIM??? I DIDNT THINK SO! There lead guitarist is Kyle Gass.......Awesome name awesome guitar player hes just plain awesome. The movie is just JB (Jack Black) and KG (Kyle Gass) pretty much trying to get an mystical guitar pick called the Pick of destiney. The pick of destiney gives whoever wheres it awesome guitar playing skill or really epic singing. Justin bieber dosent have it because he sucks.....really hard. So in the movie Tenacious D isnt that famous yet so they try to get te pick and become the most awesome band ever. But they dont know that the pick was actully made by the tooth of the devil. SPOILER in the end the Devil gets the pick back and trys to destroy the world. But Tenacious D challenge him to an epic rock off and they end up winning saveing the world. Could justin bieber save the world with his girly voice and crappy back up singing i dont think so! Tenacious D is ultimatly the best band ever. They make rap look like bed time storys . Tenacious D makes Techno sound like an elephant takeing a big honking....never mind. Tenacious D makes Country sound like..well any type of music makes country sound bad.
Tenacious D makes 60s hippies songs sound like a giant acid trip
Tenacious D makes the beetles sound like a begger on the street
Time to really piss people off
TENACIOUS D! MAKES HEDLEY!SOUND LIKE 9/11 CRASH WELL 300 HIPPIES CRY OVER DEAD TREES WELL JUSTIN BIEBER SINGS CRAPPY ONE TIME IN THE BACKGROUND WELL 40000 FAT DUDES TRY TO FIT INTO ONE TINY CAR.
Do you get the point people Tenacious D well never die.
The only band that is next to Tenacious D is Iron Maiden.......dont even get me started about them

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