Monday, May 31, 2010

Pickle fight

There once was a pickle that was so great he in slaved the in tire human race. He was so powerful with his crunchy greatness put every one into awe his dark green skin was hard as rock and his soft inside was magical and rad. His name was Crunchy. Crunchy had a vision of a pickle only world. It was a pickle Apocalypse. His army was great and green like coca cola lime. It was visible for many miles from eye to eye. His army strecthed from new york to japan. They all had little weapons stretching from guns to bombs. He inslaved them all in the year of 2010. Some escape but many had died and now where on the indangered speices list now. The people who survived faced the pickle empire but they knew it was useless. But there was a man who could save them....his name was John Farmer. He would lead the remaining froces into the heart of the pickle army. Crunchy was always on top of the Lady librety in her crown. He thought that the world was murder because of how the breed pickles shove them inot jars as babys just to be eaten. They launched miniture missles all over the place hittin everywhere but New York.

John Farmer new the only weakness to these pickles of war. He had to create a super weed killer. The humans didnt have much time the pickle armada was on the move toward there last hideout.....Mexico. Mexico was so suspicous that they decided to go there last. The army was very close to the boreder of Mexico and John farmer had just finished his super weed killer. The last remaining Humans ran out into the battle field spraying this super weed killer all over the pickles instantly all the pickles started to die. Then the humans took over again and that was the end.......or is it?

2028
The pickle empire has reapppeared.
They have reunited and have become invincibill to the super weed killer.
John Farmer is now 98 years old since the Greening.
They thought that the empire would never regroup and attck again.
They thought that they had wiped all the intelligent pickle.
They where wrong.

The pickle army had even more memebers and where more powerful then. They had been planning a counterattack from since they lost. They had created the bomb of all bombs. They made it out of pickle juice orange juice lemon juice and lime peels. Everything that was a fruit and made eyes sting was in this bomb. The remaining forces of humans rebuilt the planet and took the citys and countrys back over. The pickles hid in fear of being completely wiped out. Now it was the hunter who is the hunted. They hid under the citys in the sewers and if they come out of hiding it was to migrate. It was very easy for them to stay under cover. Afte they became amune to the super weed killer they gained the ability of camaflouge. If they hadnt the goverment would have wiped of the face of the planet. If they did that there wouldnt be the second comeing of the pickle empire.

(alarms going off)

John Farmer: there comeing weve got to sit up the barrier.
General of resistence: ok people prepare for the worse grab your weapons and be ready we dont know how powerful the enemy is since the last time we fought.
Resistence Troops: SIR!!!!

And the battle for mother earth went down in the pickle history Why pickle history you ask? because they won the race of humans where wiped of the planet and that was the end. Green day had happen... the end.

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