BP oil spill

It was a fail....that is all

Pickle fight

There once was a pickle that was so great he in slaved the in tire human race. He was so powerful with his crunchy greatness put every one into awe his dark green skin was hard as rock and his soft inside was magical and rad. His name was Crunchy. Crunchy had a vision of a pickle only world. It was a pickle Apocalypse. His army was great and green like coca cola lime. It was visible for many miles from eye to eye. His army strecthed from new york to japan. They all had little weapons stretching from guns to bombs. He inslaved them all in the year of 2010. Some escape but many had died and now where on the indangered speices list now. The people who survived faced the pickle empire but they knew it was useless. But there was a man who could save them....his name was John Farmer. He would lead the remaining froces into the heart of the pickle army. Crunchy was always on top of the Lady librety in her crown. He thought that the world was murder because of how the breed pickles shove them inot jars as babys just to be eaten. They launched miniture missles all over the place hittin everywhere but New York.

John Farmer new the only weakness to these pickles of war. He had to create a super weed killer. The humans didnt have much time the pickle armada was on the move toward there last hideout.....Mexico. Mexico was so suspicous that they decided to go there last. The army was very close to the boreder of Mexico and John farmer had just finished his super weed killer. The last remaining Humans ran out into the battle field spraying this super weed killer all over the pickles instantly all the pickles started to die. Then the humans took over again and that was the end.......or is it?

2028
The pickle empire has reapppeared.
They have reunited and have become invincibill to the super weed killer.
John Farmer is now 98 years old since the Greening.
They thought that the empire would never regroup and attck again.
They thought that they had wiped all the intelligent pickle.
They where wrong.

The pickle army had even more memebers and where more powerful then. They had been planning a counterattack from since they lost. They had created the bomb of all bombs. They made it out of pickle juice orange juice lemon juice and lime peels. Everything that was a fruit and made eyes sting was in this bomb. The remaining forces of humans rebuilt the planet and took the citys and countrys back over. The pickles hid in fear of being completely wiped out. Now it was the hunter who is the hunted. They hid under the citys in the sewers and if they come out of hiding it was to migrate. It was very easy for them to stay under cover. Afte they became amune to the super weed killer they gained the ability of camaflouge. If they hadnt the goverment would have wiped of the face of the planet. If they did that there wouldnt be the second comeing of the pickle empire.

(alarms going off)

John Farmer: there comeing weve got to sit up the barrier.
General of resistence: ok people prepare for the worse grab your weapons and be ready we dont know how powerful the enemy is since the last time we fought.
Resistence Troops: SIR!!!!

And the battle for mother earth went down in the pickle history Why pickle history you ask? because they won the race of humans where wiped of the planet and that was the end. Green day had happen... the end.

Why Tenacious d is the best band ever

Tenacious D is the best band ever here are some reason. There lead singer is Jack Black IT DOSENT GET MUCH BETTER THEN THAT! They write completely un serious songs that have nothing to do with the earth and life. They don't have any crappy love songs. They have a movie about there band DOES JUSTIN BIEBER HAVE A MOVIE ABOUT HIM??? I DIDNT THINK SO! There lead guitarist is Kyle Gass.......Awesome name awesome guitar player hes just plain awesome. The movie is just JB (Jack Black) and KG (Kyle Gass) pretty much trying to get an mystical guitar pick called the Pick of destiney. The pick of destiney gives whoever wheres it awesome guitar playing skill or really epic singing. Justin bieber dosent have it because he sucks.....really hard. So in the movie Tenacious D isnt that famous yet so they try to get te pick and become the most awesome band ever. But they dont know that the pick was actully made by the tooth of the devil. SPOILER in the end the Devil gets the pick back and trys to destroy the world. But Tenacious D challenge him to an epic rock off and they end up winning saveing the world. Could justin bieber save the world with his girly voice and crappy back up singing i dont think so! Tenacious D is ultimatly the best band ever. They make rap look like bed time storys . Tenacious D makes Techno sound like an elephant takeing a big honking....never mind. Tenacious D makes Country sound like..well any type of music makes country sound bad.
Tenacious D makes 60s hippies songs sound like a giant acid trip
Tenacious D makes the beetles sound like a begger on the street
Time to really piss people off
TENACIOUS D! MAKES HEDLEY!SOUND LIKE 9/11 CRASH WELL 300 HIPPIES CRY OVER DEAD TREES WELL JUSTIN BIEBER SINGS CRAPPY ONE TIME IN THE BACKGROUND WELL 40000 FAT DUDES TRY TO FIT INTO ONE TINY CAR.
Do you get the point people Tenacious D well never die.
The only band that is next to Tenacious D is Iron Maiden.......dont even get me started about them

THE ALLY

OOHH the awesome and great ally in my back yard. It was a hang out spot for me and my friends for like 7 years. Me and afew of my friends play back there and still hangout. well this story sucks im gonna make another one. THIS ONE DOSENT COUNT FOR HEART THINGY

Another random family story: Watching tenacious d in the pick of destiney

WARNING: that movie has an unbelievable amount of swears i recommend not watching.
It was a boreing friday night when my brother came bursting threw the front door with a new movie in his hand. It read on the cover Tenacious D in the pick of destiney. He was like "WE GOTTA WATCH THIS MOVIE GUYS SERIOUSLY!!!!!" so we hooked up the dvd player and put in the new movie. There was no credits intro just this. "......a long #$% $%^&*() time ago in a land called kickapoo there lived a humble family religious through and through. But yeah there was a black sheep who know what just to do. His name was young JB and refused to step in line a vision he did of !@#$%^& rocking all the time. He wrote a tasty jam all the planets did alighn" and the rest is just....well.......BAD!!!. My mom very much did not want me listening to that movie but i did anyway with my brother. He loved tenacious D and after tha movie they are now the best band ever. Better then anyone it dosent matter who you listen to tenacious D is the best band your gonna ever see in your intire live. Now im not telling you to go watch this movie you really shouldnt. But there still the best movie...ever. NO SERIOUSLY IF YOU OR ANYONE IN YOURF HOUSE DOSENT LIKE SWEARING DONT WATCH THIS MOVIE.

me mom brother.....and the evil field

It was a nice summer day when me and my brother wanted to go play some baseball. My mom then decided she wanted to come to so we all went down to this nasty field. It had sticks garbage it was just plain nasty nobody would ever play there but we would why would we play there? because where a family of crazy people. But anyway back to the story. I swear to good this field was out to hurt us. My brother pitched the ball i was batting i hit it and right into my moms face. Next thing to happen was my mom was pitching my brother was batting he hit the ball it way up into the air i was gonna catch it but i tripped over a log and scratched up my leg. And my brother ran into a fence. We just decided to leave after that. The field still sits there mocking me every day laughing like "MUHAHAHAHAHA YOU LL NEVER PLAY HERE " and i was like "O_o" well that's the story of the evil field that hurt everybody in my family and probably many other people HAHAHA. THE END. syupid spell check says MUHAHAHA and HAHAHA is wrong just ignore it AHAHAH

Where i grew up.

I grew up in a awesome but small town called westbank. My creepy neighbor to my left are some 80 year old hippies....just kidding there not hippies but there still creepy. She always trys to give me nasty candy and weird shirts. I always thought they where weird but there actully really nice and kind. But on my right theres a really nice person who i always talks to. My back yard is really small but its has a back alley. Its a narrow pathway but its sweet. It can get me to stores twice as fast which im usally go to everyday. Thats where my supplies of coca cola comes from. Yes i drink unhealthy ammounts of coca cola. In that field over there to the left and up from my house is one of are many hang out spots. Theres also hippies there so we stoped hanging out there but there was this little white couch and we stopped hanging there.... because we hate hippies.....stupid hipppies. The orchard was always fun. We would steel pears and run hopeing that the owner wouldnt come out mostly because he has a shotgun. Well theres not much to say about my neighbro hood. THE END

My Mom is better then your Mom

"My mom is better then your mom" billy said. "No shes isn't" i yelled. "Oh yeah my mom makes 100bucks a day!". "yeah right, well my mom fights bad guys of in the night" i said back. Then billy yelled "My mom saved the earth once". So i yelled "my mom is so awesome she saved the universe from a giant spaghetti. So shut your face". "HAHAHAHA I'm so sure there was a giant spaghetti monster" he said sarcastically. "There was and its meatballs of doom where crashing and destroying all the planets!" I screamed. Then billy said "My mom could that with one hand". So i said "Yeah well my mom is a MAStERMIND so shut your crappy face". He knew he had been beat theres nothing better then a MAStERMIND so he walked away in intense shame. I WON! the end........dont like it whatever.

MOHAWK KITTY!!!!!!!!!

My old kitty cat Jimpley was a very how you say insane. She had really long fur and i would makeitinto a mohawk on her head. she looked so cool. Whenever she had amohawk eveyone in the house would shreik MOHAWK KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!! from across the house. It was amazing. she was very crazy she wouldnt even care. She wasvery tolerent and she would never run unless you scared her well she was sleeping. She would fumble around and couldnt jump very high. My brother would always help her around the house. She could never jump down from high places.