walking to the bus

bI was strolling to the bus stop. When all of a sudden a massive black exaspertrated dog leaped from the bushs. He was unpredictable i think he was insane . He started to run he jumped again and plummetted face first into the ground. He was agetated by something i couldnt tell. He was flopping and barking asloud as a whale(somehow that makes sense to me) It was a symphony of pain and rage. He wasflourescent with pain. He jumped one last time and floped on the ground giveing up on whatever he was doing. I slowly walked over to the mighty beast slowlybeing very still. Amazingly the dog could talk. he said "little boy i have a thorn in louged my stomach can you help me remove it????" i pulledout the torn and wason myway to the bus. Myday was finally going back on track untell..... "BLABIBLO i tricked you!" I spoun around to see who said this. The dog was gone and only a man stood there. He lookedatme with and evil smile. I waswondering who this creppy man was had he been following me? He unpredictally trow razor sharp dog bonesat me. He punched an elephant ear and kicked at my face.