Friday, April 30, 2010
walking to the bus
bI was strolling to the bus stop. When all of a sudden a massive black exaspertrated dog leaped from the bushs. He was unpredictable i think he was insane . He started to run he jumped again and plummetted face first into the ground. He was agetated by something i couldnt tell. He was flopping and barking asloud as a whale(somehow that makes sense to me) It was a symphony of pain and rage. He wasflourescent with pain. He jumped one last time and floped on the ground giveing up on whatever he was doing. I slowly walked over to the mighty beast slowlybeing very still. Amazingly the dog could talk. he said "little boy i have a thorn in louged my stomach can you help me remove it????" i pulledout the torn and wason myway to the bus. Myday was finally going back on track untell..... "BLABIBLO i tricked you!" I spoun around to see who said this. The dog was gone and only a man stood there. He lookedatme with and evil smile. I waswondering who this creppy man was had he been following me? He unpredictally trow razor sharp dog bonesat me. He punched an elephant ear and kicked at my face.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
When a base ball hit me in the face
It was a Thursday and everyone was having a great time. Nobody was in a bad mood and it was Spencers turn to bat. OH i should mention who was playing. I was on short stop,Austin was back catcher, Evan was pitching, Coleton was 1st base Mathew was second Damon on 3rd and some kids i didn't know where out field . Evan pitched he ball it looked like a white ball of speed and power spinning towards Austin. It was a strike. It went right int his glove. Dust flew from the old dusty glove. He throw it again it was a ball. He pitched the ball again it was a hit. It was not very high of the ground coming right toward me. I thought i would be able to catch it but it started to go down. It drooped i was thinking that it was just gonna bounce right into my glove. I wanted to get Spencer out and get up to bat so bad. It hit the ground Spencer was half way to 1st base. It flew up just passed my glove and made its way to my face.
I was trying to make my glove move up but my hand wouldn't move. I tried and tried but it wouldn't budge. it was not even an inch away from my face now and Spencer was a quarter away from first base. Everything was in slow motion and i was preparing for the pain right before it hit me i saw the ball the dust all the bat marks thats when i closed my eyes and then. BLAM! The ball hit me right in the nose blood shout out right away. It didn't hurt that much but i was bleeding like crazy. I throw my glove of and grabbed my nose. Spencer was at second now. I didn't even think to pick up the ball. Evan called time and sent Spencer back. Evan told me to go to the washroom as i made my way there a river of blood made its way from my nose onto the ground. I started to run i finally made it. It felt lie forever but it only took me 30 seconds. I leaned over the sink as the blood went down the sink still bleeding after a minute I grabbed a tissue and shoved it in my nose. It stoped the bleeding but it 3 was just building up now. When i got back out there Spencer said he was sorry and we continued the game. This time i was in outfield. The game went on and we easily lost the game.
The next day my friend got a bat to his face it broke his glass's and gave him a bleeding nose. The glass went into his skin just above his eye. The day after that he came to school with stitches above his eye and new glass's.After that we where told to stop playing base ball at the school. We started doing football....but that's a different story. The day when Austin got hit theere was still blood on my glove and on te base ball we use. I thought that was pretty funny.
I was trying to make my glove move up but my hand wouldn't move. I tried and tried but it wouldn't budge. it was not even an inch away from my face now and Spencer was a quarter away from first base. Everything was in slow motion and i was preparing for the pain right before it hit me i saw the ball the dust all the bat marks thats when i closed my eyes and then. BLAM! The ball hit me right in the nose blood shout out right away. It didn't hurt that much but i was bleeding like crazy. I throw my glove of and grabbed my nose. Spencer was at second now. I didn't even think to pick up the ball. Evan called time and sent Spencer back. Evan told me to go to the washroom as i made my way there a river of blood made its way from my nose onto the ground. I started to run i finally made it. It felt lie forever but it only took me 30 seconds. I leaned over the sink as the blood went down the sink still bleeding after a minute I grabbed a tissue and shoved it in my nose. It stoped the bleeding but it 3 was just building up now. When i got back out there Spencer said he was sorry and we continued the game. This time i was in outfield. The game went on and we easily lost the game.
The next day my friend got a bat to his face it broke his glass's and gave him a bleeding nose. The glass went into his skin just above his eye. The day after that he came to school with stitches above his eye and new glass's.After that we where told to stop playing base ball at the school. We started doing football....but that's a different story. The day when Austin got hit theere was still blood on my glove and on te base ball we use. I thought that was pretty funny.
Thursday, April 22, 2010
The life of a shoe.....SUCKS!!!!!!
We where walking along a dusty road i was coughing like crazy i was all dirty i wanted to take a bath but i couldnt because i was a shoe. "ARUGH! why did he have to take the long road home". "AAAWWW dont complain so much righty we'll be home soon...........as long as he dosent stop at the store first ". "ooooohhhh we all know hes going to". We went into the store still dirty from all the dust. "Lefty we use to be so nice and shiney and pretty before this evil child picked us up at the store". "Hes not that bad". We where all beat in up and weve only been with this kid for two weeks i meen where gonna die. "Lefty its raining again". "Yoir jokeing right....... AWWW LAME!!!". "After he buys those chips where going into the rain are you ready Lefty". "Im ready lets do this!!".
It bwas wet as the sea out here the puddles were deep and the mud was sticky. Id rather be dusty then covered in mud. He ran instead of walking home this made the impacts much worse the thumping and pounding. "ARRABBA HGHDY Lefty are you alright?". "Im ok just really wet and muddy". He was running up a dirty old hill he sliped and fell are faces dug into the mud to stop himfrom falling. He had it up the hill and past the tennis cort. "ARUGH! where almost there Lefty just hold on!". He ran through the dirty muddy wet old of raod as a short cut. He ran through the back yard not looking where he was going and hhe stepted in dog crap.
"Lefty where home are you alright?..........Lefty?...LEFTY!?!?". Lefty was dead he drowned under all that water and wet mud he stepted in. It got inside Lefty and he drowned in it. " Lefty im gonna miss you man. You where always there when i needed you and you where always tryin g to cheer me up. I just wish i was better to you.Im gonna miss you brother". "AAWWWWW Billly you wrecked your shoes we just bought those ones and they looked so good on you". "Oh sorry mom well just buy new ones". I was alone now....no friends.......i was in the garbage a useless pair of shoes no one wanted. Broken ripped cut. There was no need for me in this world. Nobody in this world would want a broken pair of shoes like us. The dump was are new destination i was acared it wasdirty and smelly and in the day the seagals attack the pices of old food and sometimes mistake us for food. Thhey sometimes pick at us and untie are laces. It was smelly and unpleasnt. In the night it was dark and the noises where weird the laping of the ocean near by motivatided me at night to fall asleep it calmed me down.
Then one day something differnt happened. I was pickedup throwin into a smaller pile of trash but it was in the back of a truck, Lefty wasnt in there. I was driven along the ocean for many hours. We finally came to some weird bay area. I was picked up with all the other trash and throwin into a big blue bin. It was a recycle station. We where being reused! it felt good to be all cleaned up and shipped out to some poor kid that needed a right shoe.
THE END
It bwas wet as the sea out here the puddles were deep and the mud was sticky. Id rather be dusty then covered in mud. He ran instead of walking home this made the impacts much worse the thumping and pounding. "ARRABBA HGHDY Lefty are you alright?". "Im ok just really wet and muddy". He was running up a dirty old hill he sliped and fell are faces dug into the mud to stop himfrom falling. He had it up the hill and past the tennis cort. "ARUGH! where almost there Lefty just hold on!". He ran through the dirty muddy wet old of raod as a short cut. He ran through the back yard not looking where he was going and hhe stepted in dog crap.
"Lefty where home are you alright?..........Lefty?...LEFTY!?!?". Lefty was dead he drowned under all that water and wet mud he stepted in. It got inside Lefty and he drowned in it. " Lefty im gonna miss you man. You where always there when i needed you and you where always tryin g to cheer me up. I just wish i was better to you.Im gonna miss you brother". "AAWWWWW Billly you wrecked your shoes we just bought those ones and they looked so good on you". "Oh sorry mom well just buy new ones". I was alone now....no friends.......i was in the garbage a useless pair of shoes no one wanted. Broken ripped cut. There was no need for me in this world. Nobody in this world would want a broken pair of shoes like us. The dump was are new destination i was acared it wasdirty and smelly and in the day the seagals attack the pices of old food and sometimes mistake us for food. Thhey sometimes pick at us and untie are laces. It was smelly and unpleasnt. In the night it was dark and the noises where weird the laping of the ocean near by motivatided me at night to fall asleep it calmed me down.
Then one day something differnt happened. I was pickedup throwin into a smaller pile of trash but it was in the back of a truck, Lefty wasnt in there. I was driven along the ocean for many hours. We finally came to some weird bay area. I was picked up with all the other trash and throwin into a big blue bin. It was a recycle station. We where being reused! it felt good to be all cleaned up and shipped out to some poor kid that needed a right shoe.
THE END
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Scardy Student
WARNING: before reading this post please empty your trash bin run your anti virus restart and clean keyboard.
Scardy student is always scared. From dirty napkins to spiders. He does the same routine everyday.
1. Wake up
2. check for monsteres under bed
3. eat breakfest
4. Run to school bus
5. Try to live thru the rest of the day and get home A.S.A.P
Scaredy student has some very weird and un heard of fears. He has a fear of being dirty. He has a fear of meeting new people. Fear of his parents. Fear of chikens. Well he gets scared about almost everything. He has a fear of saying hello..... HOW IS THAT POSSSIBLE!!!! So doing anything for scaredy student gets him all mumbely and small. His parents tryed to put him in some scicology but he happens to be scard of that to. So they where gonna send him to an insane asylum but he happens to be scared of those as well. So there just gonna not intervder with him but he has a fear of doing things on his on. Hes always paranoid you could be talkin about cheese burgers and he'll be like WHATCA SAYIN ABOUT ME WILLLAAS!??!!??! He even has a fear of good wether and thats a good thing. Nobody knows his name if you ask him he'll pull out a random box and hide in it tell they leave him alone. If they dont he'll use his emergency phone and call thre police. know here his plan to save himself fromall the things hes scared of.
1. Wake up (6:00)
2. Put on protective armor (6:01)
3. Take 33498 baths (6:30)
4. Ungerm cereal (6:35)
5. Before going out side check all windows for spiders outside the house ( 7:01)
6. Go outside (7:30)
7 Spray germ spray where hes gonna step (7:30 - to whenever)
8. Do everything he would nrmally do and get home
He absoulotly hates halloween . Its the scaryist thing to scardey student. When halloween comes around on the calender he boxs himself up goes under his bed covers himself in sheets and sits there for the rest of the night or day.One time on halloween his mother locked scardey student out of his room. He cryed for hours then his father put him outside. Scardey student got so scared he was never scared of anything again. The next day the teacher asked himto ansewer a question and he answered it perfectly no problemsat all. Then people found out that his name really was Swedy Tod. Swedy Tod was actully very nice and was awesome. No body in the school hated him. He started a club for people with weird or un heard of fears. Although hes still very scared of aliens are going to steal him. That would scare me to. But there was a whole lot of down sides. No friends no food no life no pets no computers. But notrhing was worse then getting taken by aliens. Hereis his new day plan
1. Wake up
2.Get out of bed
3. Put on half of protective armor
4. take 1 Bath
5. Before going outside look put windows
6. go outside talk to friends
7.hang with friends
8. get home
Well thats the way scardy student lifed his life forever untellhe died.
THE END.
Scardy student is always scared. From dirty napkins to spiders. He does the same routine everyday.
1. Wake up
2. check for monsteres under bed
3. eat breakfest
4. Run to school bus
5. Try to live thru the rest of the day and get home A.S.A.P
Scaredy student has some very weird and un heard of fears. He has a fear of being dirty. He has a fear of meeting new people. Fear of his parents. Fear of chikens. Well he gets scared about almost everything. He has a fear of saying hello..... HOW IS THAT POSSSIBLE!!!! So doing anything for scaredy student gets him all mumbely and small. His parents tryed to put him in some scicology but he happens to be scard of that to. So they where gonna send him to an insane asylum but he happens to be scared of those as well. So there just gonna not intervder with him but he has a fear of doing things on his on. Hes always paranoid you could be talkin about cheese burgers and he'll be like WHATCA SAYIN ABOUT ME WILLLAAS!??!!??! He even has a fear of good wether and thats a good thing. Nobody knows his name if you ask him he'll pull out a random box and hide in it tell they leave him alone. If they dont he'll use his emergency phone and call thre police. know here his plan to save himself fromall the things hes scared of.
1. Wake up (6:00)
2. Put on protective armor (6:01)
3. Take 33498 baths (6:30)
4. Ungerm cereal (6:35)
5. Before going out side check all windows for spiders outside the house ( 7:01)
6. Go outside (7:30)
7 Spray germ spray where hes gonna step (7:30 - to whenever)
8. Do everything he would nrmally do and get home
He absoulotly hates halloween . Its the scaryist thing to scardey student. When halloween comes around on the calender he boxs himself up goes under his bed covers himself in sheets and sits there for the rest of the night or day.One time on halloween his mother locked scardey student out of his room. He cryed for hours then his father put him outside. Scardey student got so scared he was never scared of anything again. The next day the teacher asked himto ansewer a question and he answered it perfectly no problemsat all. Then people found out that his name really was Swedy Tod. Swedy Tod was actully very nice and was awesome. No body in the school hated him. He started a club for people with weird or un heard of fears. Although hes still very scared of aliens are going to steal him. That would scare me to. But there was a whole lot of down sides. No friends no food no life no pets no computers. But notrhing was worse then getting taken by aliens. Hereis his new day plan
1. Wake up
2.Get out of bed
3. Put on half of protective armor
4. take 1 Bath
5. Before going outside look put windows
6. go outside talk to friends
7.hang with friends
8. get home
Well thats the way scardy student lifed his life forever untellhe died.
THE END.
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